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Sheldon's hug
this is why I like Big Bang Theory so much:
The scene, more or less:
[00:05]
Penny: Merry Christmas.
Leonard: Merry Christmas.
Penny: How’s your leg?
Leonard: Very good, thanks for asking.
[00:11]
Sheldon: Ah, good, Penny, you’re here to exchange gifts.
Sheldon: You’ll be pleased to know I’m prepared for whatever you have to offer.
Penny: Okay, here.
[00:28]
Sheldon: I should note I’m having some digestive distress, so, if I excuse myself abruptly, don’t be alarmed.
[00:46]
Sheldon: Oh, a napkin!?
Penny: Turn it over.
[00:58]
Sheldon: (reading the napkin) “To Sheldon, live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy.”
[01:09]
Penny: He came into the restaurant. He wiped his mouth with it.
[01:18]
Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
Penny: Yeah, and look, he signed it.
Sheldon: Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
Penny: Okay, all I’m giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Be right back!
[02:05]
(Sheldon comes back with lots of gifts)
Penny: Sheldon! What did you do?!
Sheldon: I know! It’s not enough, is it? Here.
[02:30]
Penny: Leonard, look! Sheldon’s hugging me.
Leonard: It’s a Saturnalia miracle.
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