Marxist Linuxists!!

For a good laugh, dedicated to all of you who use Linux, you Marxist-Leninists!! (oops, I use Linux too)

Originally published in English: http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/04/linux-european-threat-to-our-computers.html

(The comments are mine and are in bold)

Linux is the cancer of America

By Shelley The Republican Shelley Goodman Iowa City, Iowa, United States
Like most things that are worth owning, Computers are an American invention. […]

I assume America includes those of us who live south of the Rio Grande. Iowa must be lovely

For example, this rugged IBM laptop I am using was designed and built by an American company. […] They hate our lead in computing technology and will stop at nothing until they have control of all of our computers.

**What a letdown this gentleman is in for when he finds out that IBM invests billions of dollars in Linux, and that on top of that it sold the business to the Chinese :wink: **

It’s a computer program that was initially developed in Finland as a means of circumventing valuable copyrights and patents owned by an American company called SCO Group.

God keep and protect me. I knew SCO was right all along, Linus just wanted to pirate SCO Unix.

Unlike Windows, which is a mature commercial product which is normally included with every new computer, Linux is given away. […]

Santa Claus is a Democrat.

[…] Indeed, Linux is so pervasive amongst the blue states and many liberal universities that a leading computer expert Steve Balmer (from Microsoft) described Linux as cancer.

That’s a good one, Ballmer as one of the leading computer experts.

The American software industry is worth more than $7 Billion; Introducing a foreign product like Linux which is often copied for free could threaten that entire industry. […]

But SAP (a German company) sells that much all by itself.

[…] If we allow this cancer into our networks, there is no knowing what the effect might be on our infrastructure, but that is just what liberals are trying to do.

He doesn’t seem to have noticed that Linux has infiltrated the NSA (the US National Security Agency)

Imagine if the State of the Union address were hacked because the TV station decided to save money by using Linux? […]

I think it must be easier with Windows, even more so if they use Internet Explorer.

[…] If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.

There you go!! Linux belongs to the terrorists, and the little Penguin is screwing the poor Mouse.

Next time somebody asks you how Al Queda agents pay for their rifles and rocket launchers, you can tell them that foreign hackers make software called Linux which helps them steal from Americans.

Linus Torvalds is an Al Qaeda agent.

[…] Fortunately Microsoft have prepared a great deal of information to help computer users get away from this menace. […]

Bill Gates must be saying “don’t do me any favors, pal” :)

[…] Explain that Linux is a genuine threat and that by using it they may be opening their computer to Chinese hackers.

Consider yourselves warned.

If you see a company using Linux, it may be that they have not paid for this software. Report them to the Business Software Alliance who have the legal authority to inspect any company’s computers for illegal programs like Linux.

What!! Wasn’t Linux given away? Linux is illegal.

Finally, remember to include Linux users in your prayers tonight. […]

Let us pray, brothers and sisters, for the soul of that terrorist Linus Torvalds, the most abject and wicked being ever to walk the earth, may God have mercy on him and forgive him all his sins

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